Oh, Canada! Why do you produce the most tasty snacks ever? And why have we, your culinarily inferior neighbors, not caught up with your genius snacking options?I've compiled a list of a few favorites that so far I've only found in Canada:
- Muchies: Frito Lay swept their factory floor into a perfectly balanced bag of cheetos, pretzels, doritos and sun chips!
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- Poutine: Mashed potoatos topped with french fries topped with cheese curds topped with gravy. 'Nuf said.
- Candy: They put the "can" into candy! I always find some gems up there, like this "Mr. 2 Big" bar that's been in my junk drawer for about a year now... just can't bring myself to eat it!
- Moose cock
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Whoa, You can't just throw "moose cock" out there, without an explanation/description!
ReplyDeleteMOOSE COCK!
ReplyDeleteOK, for those "anonymous" readers that have been living under a rock... :)
ReplyDeleteTwo Canadians are hanging out together.
Canadian 1: "Do you want to play a game of 20 Questions?"
Canadian 2: "Sure!"
Canadian 1: "OK, I'm thinking of something..."
Canadian 2: "Is it something I can eat?"
Canadian 1: "Um, yeah... I guess so!"
Canadian 2: "Is it moose cock?"
Canadian 1: "Yes!"
I DO live under a rock and you just made me feel bad about myself, bless your heart
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Aww, Anonymous. I didn't mean to imply that living under a rock was a *bad* thing. I kind of felt bad for that... until you said to bless my heart, and now I feel a lot better. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteFollowing an insult with a smiley face is similar to the "bless your heart" thing, huh? (Just an observation. Please don't insult me, I can't take it anymore, serious)
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