Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Neutralizing an Insult: It's fun again!

Here's a little secret for you, dear It's Fun Again readers: it's perfectly acceptable to insult anyone behind their back, as long as you follow whatever you're saying with "bless his/her heart". It shows that you really are fond of that person, and so you are in an appropriate position to constructively criticize them.

For example... "Sally is such a dirty little whore (bless her heart!)". Or "Shelton is just a twinkle-toed cock-sucker (bless his heart)". See, you can tell that I actually really care about Sally and Shelton, which is why I bring up these slight character flaws.

Now you try it!

1 comment:

  1. i guess you could call this a good blog post...bless your heart