Using your phone for... stimulation? It's fun again!

So I was browsing through the iPhone app store today, and guess what the 36th most popular app in the Lifestyle category is? Give up? It's a ground-breaking little app called "iTouchMe". What does it do, you ask? Well, it uses your iPhone's vibrate function for, um, "stimulating vibrator massage". Wow... just when you thought everything had already been invented!

According to the app description, "The iPhone is light weight and is already ergonomically designed so you can stimulate any areas with ease". One satisfied reviewer tells us "Forget F Street ladies!!! This is all ya need now! Thank god for the iPhone!!" Gosh, quite the endorsement!

Just remember to sanitize your phone before taking that next call...